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This is How Your Business Card Should Be!
Zirpy —
Do you like your current name / business card? If you do, think again!
So, what do you think? His card is surely good, but I don’t want to spend $4 just for a card that I give to everyone
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This is How Your Business Card Should Be!
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“We start with 100% beef jerky, and SEAR your contact...
my socks don't fit —
> “We start with 100% beef jerky, and SEAR your contact information into it with a 150 WATT CO2 LASER.
Screw die-cutting. Forget about foil, popups, or UV spot lamination. THESE business cards have two ingredients: MEAT AND LASERS.
Unlike other business cards, MEAT CARDS will retain value after the econopocalypse. Hoard and barter your calorie-rich, life-sustaining cards.
Also: TWEETMEAT. Tweet your friends… IN MEATSPACE.”
MEAT CARDS: Business Cards Made From MEAT AND LASERS
[h/t jeff]
“This is the most impressive business card I’ve ever seen, It’s mine”
Banned In Hollywood —
If you spent the past few days questioning whether or not you are a douchebag, you most likely are douchebag.
If you drive a convertible white ‘95 Ford Mustang or just about any other vehicle with flames emblazoned on its doors, you are a douchebag.
If you wear Oakleys and you are not a professional athlete, or If you bleach the tips of your hair, you guessed it — D-bag.
If you still question whether or not you are a douchebag, take out your business card and talk about it on camera for two minutes — if it doesn’t turn out like this video, there’s a chance you are not a d-bag.
If your two-minute ...
Biggest Tool Ever Insults Business Cards & Promises to “Build Crowds”
Will Video for Food —
Who is this turd? Joel Bauer? He’s so insecure and arrogant it’s like driving past an accident scene… you can’t help but watch with horror. “He builds crowds… guaranteed.”
Yeah, Captain Small Penis. You gather crowds. So does a guy with a severed head in his hand, hanging from the 30th floor of a building. And that’s just about as appetizing to watch.
Glad I could share. Thanks Jan. Happy Halloween.
