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buzzfeed.com - 11/20/2009

Christian Side Hug [VIDEO]

— buzzfeed.com — > Christian Side Hug Music Buzz A group of Christian rappers extol the virtues of the “Christian side... hug”. Because you will definitely go to Hell if your genitals get anywhere near other peoples' genitals. (more) Christian Side Hug [VIDEO]

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And I present to you the greatest thing ever... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0daJoMRm1x4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_Oj0-splZw 12/19/2009

Christian Side Hug: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_Oj0-splZw Real o No? 12/19/2009

Tom keeps telling me to give him a Christian side hug. Do yourself a favor and watch this. Really listen to the lyrics. http://bit.ly/2v1tgb 12/18/2009

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DISCOVERED: Rapping Worse Than That on Glee
Best Week Ever — These White Christian rappers sangin’ about the ol’ “Christian Side Hug” is officially the worst rapping we’ve ever heard. Yes, even worse than the rapping done by Mr. Schuester on Glee . And even though the commenters at Buzzfeed ...

The Side-Hug: Youth Group Puts Down Sinful "Front-Hugs" With Rap (VIDEO)
Huffington Post Comedy — Christian youth groups finally have an alternative to normal, aka "front," hugs. As we all know, face to face embraces run the horrific risk of a clothed crotch graze. The Christian Side-Hug (or the CSH, as the kids call it) rids us of sin, as the only below the belt contact will be some good old-fashioned hip on hip action. To help the side-hug fad sweep the nation, let us present this hardcore rap song. Yup, side-hugging has hit the streets. The group has as many emcees as the Wu-Tang Clan and as much power as a barbershop quartet. Look out for the ominous sirens blasting on the track. Clearly, these are gangsters on the run ...

Gimme Dat Christian Side-Hug
Urlesque — Filed under: Videos, Music, DancingYou don't really need to read my list of reasons why, as someone who grew up Christian in a Bible-college town going to a Baptist K-12 school, I am in love with this video about avoiding the sexual temptations of giving normal hugs. You only need to watch it. Mother Jones fact-checked it, and these rappers really did perform non-ironically at the Encounter Generation Conference. The performance liberally uses police sirens. Except since these guys are advocating nothing ...