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Your Dog Wants A Massage
Manofest — An estimated 1,000,000 dogs in the U.S. have been named as the primary beneficiaries in their owner's will which means there are going to be a lot of rich dogs roaming the streets of America over the next 10-20 years. Dog night clubs and coffee shops are going to start popping up all over major U.S. cities while leash, collar and bone bling sales are going to go through the roof. Not to mention the fact that all the new dog rappers can call female dogs bitches and totally get away with it. ...

VIDEO: The Cat Massage Sequel You’ve All Been Waiting For… DOG Massage
Best Week Ever — Thanks for coming to this meeting, fellow pixies who magically make ridiculous things appear on the internet. I gathered you here today because Cat Massage was a terrific success, but internet attendance has plateaued this quarter, and we need something fresh to win back our jaded customers for a couple minutes. More cat massage? That’s on the right track, but no — anyone else? How bout DOG Massage? Wondermo Magifluff, you’ve done it again! Go ahead and make Dog Massage magically appear on the internet, ASAP. Blog Widget by LinkWithin

Dog Massage is Like Cat Massage In That It's Still the Best [VIDEO]
Urlesque — Filed under: Humor, Videos, Weird, AnimalsWe've been petting our dog forever, but little did we know that what we were doing had a name. It's called "dog massage," and there are "techniques," according to Everything Is Terrible favorite Maryjean Ballner. In fact, when we leisurely rub our dog's back in slo-mo, we're actually exercising the "leisurely" rub in "slo-mo." Say WHAT, lady!? You learn something new every day. And then sometimes you learn about dog massage, which is a "thing." ...

Remember Cat Massage? Well your all-time favorite animal rubber...
Urlesque on Tumblr — > > Remember Cat Massage? Well your all-time favorite animal rubber is back with Dog Massage and boy, does she have some knowledge to impart. Also, a strangely related post we happen to have on Urlesque: cats giving massages. Now THAT’S full-service blogging.