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popsci.com - 25 days ago
Baguette Dropped From Bird's Beak Shuts Down The Large Hadron Collider (Really)
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The Large Hadron Collider, the world's most powerful particle accelerator, just cannot catch a break. First, a coolant leak destroyed some of the magnets that guide the energy beam. Then LHC officials postponed the restart of the machine to add additional safety features. Now, a bird dropping a ...
Large Particle Collider finally set to launch
drinkatwork.com - 19 days ago
Large Particle Collider finally set to launch
— drinkatwork.com — Scientists at the LARGE PARTICLE COLLIDER have announced that the 17 mile long, magnetically charged tube is... ready to launch any sufficiently bulky objects down the accelerator, toward impact with one another. Theoretical Geophysicists around the globe are especially interested to see the ... (more) Large Particle Collider finally set to launch
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Wow: LHC Shut Down Over Piece Of Baguette
Geekologie - Gadgets, Gizmos, and Awesome — ... Wow, that's -- what's the word I'm looking for? Pathetic. And by pathetic I mean damn yeah I left that baguette there. YOU AREN'T DESTROYING MY WORLD, LARGE HADRON COLLIDER! Next time I'm bringing jelly. Baguette Dropped From Bird's Beak Shuts Down The Large Hadron Collider (Really) [popsci] Thanks to Futuju, Stephen, Kristi, you've got mail and sham, who tried to train squirrels to sabotage the LHC with acorns but the little bastards just kept hiding them.

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Ryan Catbird's Tumblr — Baguette Dropped From Bird's Beak Shuts Down The Large Hadron Collider (Really) | Popular Science: rickwebb: THE FUTURE STRIKES BACK! It was a Birdinator T-800.

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