The Future Of Pornographic Fast Food Advertising
Best Week Ever —
... and today’s Hardee’s “Are You My Hole?” ad , one might foolishly think that sex in fast food advertising has hit an absolute, unashamedly porny maximum. We don’t agree. Here’s a potential glimpse into the future to prove that fast food porn still has a loooong way to go (long like a penis!): dunkindonuts.jpg fries.jpg quiznos-torpedo1.jpg quarterpounder.jpg subway.jpg snackwrap.jpg whopper.jpg evalongoria.jpg Arby's (Thanks to interns Zack and Pam for their filthy, Photoshoppy minds. Don’t worry - they’ve both been slapped with multiple harassment suits after this post) ...
Pornographic Fast Food Advertising
YesButNoButYes Stories —
... I drove by Hardee's a couple of days ago and saw they were selling "biscuit holes". What? Biscuits don't have holes! I suppose they wanted a name for this product besides "really tiny biscuits", and hoped people would think of doughnut holes. And the marketing department is asking you to "name our holes"! The ads remind me of the Burger King ...



