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beyondleftfield.net - 8 hours ago

The Times And Retrospect-1969

— beyondleftfield.net — Tiny Tim marries Miss Vicki on The Tonight Show . Charles Manson and The Mansonettes go on... their killing spree. Charmin bathroom tissue becomes the butt of jokes thanks to Mr. Whipple . Senator "Dead" Ted Kennedy drives his car off a bridge killing a young female . President Nixon bans the ... (more) The Times And Retrospect-1969

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beyondleftfield.net - 35 hours ago

Do I See You Too? Would You Want To Know?

— beyondleftfield.net — It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood [whistles]. Have you ever wondered why some people look like... they are about to explode? Uncomfortable? Me either...well, except for this one guy that I see from time to time. I don't know him, but I run into him at the same local grocery almost weekly. ... (more) Do I See You Too? Would You Want To Know?

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beyondleftfield.net - 2 days ago

Want A Divorce? Here's How I Did It

— beyondleftfield.net — My ex-wife the first was a complete control freak with a quick temper. As such, she was... very easy to upset or just downright piss off. Like when we would go on vacations with the kids...I wouldn't stop when she claimed she needed to use a bathroom. She would get angry because of a little pain. ... (more) Want A Divorce? Here's How I Did It

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beyondleftfield.net - 3 days ago

Break Out The Cotton Balls. I Have A Headache!

— beyondleftfield.net — I practically live with a headache. It's not due to stress or fever or any of the... more common causes. It's because of yelling. For those of you who don't know, my roommate is handicapped. One of the problems she has is that she is very, very hard of hearing. Here's what our first conversation ... (more) Break Out The Cotton Balls. I Have A Headache!

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beyondleftfield.net - 4 days ago

A Day In The Life Of...

— beyondleftfield.net — I hate that I missed the president's speech last night. I was watching reruns of Operation Repo... instead. Had it not been for that then I more than likely would have been watching The Food Network. I somehow neglected to add "the speech" to my things to do list. More noteworthy things were ... (more) A Day In The Life Of...

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beyondleftfield.net - 5 days ago

Reality Shows. No Acting Required.

— beyondleftfield.net — What do Jesse Ventura , Steven Seagal and yours truly have in common? Nothing. They are famous... and bad ass and have new reality t.v. series coming out very soon. Me? I have nothing even close to that. I once had a part in a ninth grade play. I was the lead. I was Prince Charming . No shit! ... (more) Reality Shows. No Acting Required.

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beyondleftfield.net - 6 days ago

Black Is Black And So Are Oreos

— beyondleftfield.net — "Rainy days and Mondays always get me down." Who ever said that must have been dealing with... some psychological issues. It's raining cats and dogs here, and one can't help but love it. Cool, dreary, rainy...very uplifting. I love dank, dark and rainy days. Thunder, lightning and wind are a ... (more) Black Is Black And So Are Oreos

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beyondleftfield.net - 7 days ago

The Times

— beyondleftfield.net — Earlier this morning, as I was trying to decide between another cup of coffee or a shower,... a commercial came on t.v. featuring Halle Berry. I forgot what the ad was about... Is Halle Berry real? Seriously, and I get it with perfect lighting and makeup, but is she real? I opted for the ... (more) The Times

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beyondleftfield.net - 8 days ago

Jamming On Another Saturday Morn

— beyondleftfield.net — It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood [whistles.] Welcome to another edition of Saturday Jam where everything... and nothing are one in the same...talk is cheap and nothing is sacred. What's on your mind today? I despise our bloated government and it's leaders. I hate politicians in ... (more) Jamming On Another Saturday Morn

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beyondleftfield.net - 9 days ago

501-And It Ain't The Jeans

— beyondleftfield.net — Today is my 501st post. Yesterday was my 500th and Wednesday was the 499th post. You know... the routine. My first post was sometime in June of last year. It's been fun, but not without consequences. The first few months I blogged I wasn't quite certain if I should tone down my tendency to ... (more) 501-And It Ain't The Jeans

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beyondleftfield.net - 10 days ago

I'm Not Homeless But I Enjoy Eating Like It.

— beyondleftfield.net — Eat beef! I'll go for that over turkey any day. Fried turkey is good as is smoked... turkey, but it's still turkey. Too many leftovers to deal with... Eat beef! I'll have mine medium rare, roasted asparagus, yams and homemade biscuits. Homemade using real lard! That homemade. Rum cake for ... (more) I'm Not Homeless But I Enjoy Eating Like It.

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beyondleftfield.net - 11 days ago

Never Tell Her She Is Overreacting And You May Die!

— beyondleftfield.net — I seem to get this question a lot from my female friends, and that is, "Are you... being mean to me?" I have had them ask that if I was ignoring them or making fun of them or simply telling them that I thought they were morons. They have asked that when I said they frustrated me or were acting ... (more) Never Tell Her She Is Overreacting And You May Die!

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beyondleftfield.net - 12 days ago

Please Engage Brain Before Leaving The House

— beyondleftfield.net — Monday has got to be the most challenging day of the week for many people. Struggling to... get out of bed early. Trying to choke down a little caffeine while running out of the door. Dreading the whole work routine, etc. Seems as though not too many brains are fully engaged on Mondays either. A ... (more) Please Engage Brain Before Leaving The House

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beyondleftfield.net - 13 days ago

Me, Nicole Kidman And Ty Pennington...?

— beyondleftfield.net — ABC's Extreme Home Makeover / Cornbread Edition is coming to town today. The build is beginning December... 3rd, but today the executive producers come to town to gather volunteers. Nobody, including the family, will know who the new house is for until the day Ty Pennington screams through his ... (more) Me, Nicole Kidman And Ty Pennington...?

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beyondleftfield.net - 14 days ago

The Times

— beyondleftfield.net — Motivational thought for the day because I care: Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt...... (Translation-When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults). ...and this note to a very small number of my acquaintances: Please, your sixty years old. ... (more) The Times

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redraider posted 14 days agoposted this

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