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midgetmanofsteel.com - 19 hours ago
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Today I bring you part two of the
Mental Poo "How-To" series: Social Ostracism 101, Soccer Style...
You can find part one here. If you've read part one, you should now know the ins and outs of making fun of your own child in public. This is a great start towards making sure you have ...
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Social Ostracism 101, Soccer Style - Part Two
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midgetmanofsteel.com - 2 days ago
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Today, I present to you a three-part Mental
Poo 'HOW TO' series: Social Ostracism 101, Soccer Style...
Alternate title to this post: Why the wife and I belong to no social circles. Let me explain. This past Sunday marked the OH MY GOD THANK FREAKING CHRIST end of the fall soccer season. ...
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Social Ostracism 101, Soccer Style - Part One
midgetmanofsteel.com - 3 days ago
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The questions came harder and faster than Tommy
Lee waking from a coma in the middle of...
the Playboy Mansion. Wow. That visual even disturbed ME . I asked my readers to fire away with things they wanted to know about me. Both JenJen and Malicious Intent asked why any of you would care, and if ...
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Q&A not T&A although T&A would have TOTALLY been better
midgetmanofsteel.com - 7 days ago
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I'm taking a Thanksgiving break. So, to keep
you entertained and busy while I'm gone... I'm giving...
you some homework to do . About ME. Of course. But first...a little cross-promotion here. 1) The Midget Man Gets Fashionable On Thursday, December 3rd, I'll be at Jillian's in Manchester, ...
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Enquiring Minds Want to Know, but Probably Not
midgetmanofsteel.com - 7 days ago
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..and that's how grandma got a sunburn. Let
me explain... You see... I’m a pretty gassy guy....
I’m not sure why... ...as it’s not like all I eat is beans and squirt cheese. (Great...now I want beans and squirt cheese) But really... ...most days I'm surprised that I just don't up and ...
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The Grand Whiffer
midgetmanofsteel.com - 9 days ago
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You knew it was coming. (hands woman a
towel) Wow. Got disgusting there right off the bat....
GAME ON, BABY! I'm actually talking about this post. The latest rage for bloggers is to self-promote themselves by reposting some of their Twitter Tweets as blog posts. I am now stooping to this ...
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Twix or Tweets - Volume One
midgetmanofsteel.com - 11 days ago
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This was posted back in August...when everyone was
on vacation and no one was reading. So I'm...
reposting. Yeah..you may have seen it before in different posts of mine. Tough shit. My blog, my rules. In fact, I've even ADDED a new one to the original post...so you get yourself a TWOFER! Have a ...
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Motivational Filler - Cuteness and Beastiality
midgetmanofsteel.com - 14 days ago
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Alternate title for this post: Suck it, Jesus!
But that might be pushing my luck. Let me...
explain. My son and I both entered a karate tournament over the weekend. ***** Sidebar ***** I'm 41 years old and just competed in a karate tournament. Really fucking cool...or very, very sad? ...
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I Kicked Jesus' ASS - Part One
midgetmanofsteel.com - 15 days ago
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HIYA! Scared? This is 'Part Two' of my
karate tournament recap. For Part One, click here. When...
we last left our here (me), we were in this situation: I had just finished my first bout of sparring by defeating a 7'4", 350 lb. gargantuan with all-gold teeth, nicknamed 'The Spine Shredder.' ...
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I Kicked Jesus' ASS - Part Two
midgetmanofsteel.com - 16 days ago
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Today I unveil a new segment based on
LiLu's popular and always funny: 'Shiz my Boyfriend Says'...
theme. Since I don't have a boyfriend... (As such, my sphincter is nearly flawless! Yay for heterosexual me!) ...I'm doing this about my own quotes. I love myself. You can, too, for $85 an ...
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Sex with Pastry and Blind Education - Moogism Volume 1
midgetmanofsteel.com - 18 days ago
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******************* Motivate THIS . (points at crotch) Nothing
to see here today... ...except a custom "motivational poster"...
made by yours truly over at Big Huge Labs. Seriously... ...I have no idea how I made it almost 40 years without finding this thing. Here's today's poster for you (click ...
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Motivational Filler - Barbarism
midgetmanofsteel.com - 20 days ago
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Trust me...this stupid title will explain itself in
a minute. You people are so fucking impatient. But...sit...
down..this is a long one today. (that's what she said) Here goes: When I was a kid, I was fat. If the news ever would have run a story on obesity in children back ...
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Fatty McFatShit and Physics 101
midgetmanofsteel.com - 21 days ago
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I have a confession to make to you
all. I can't.. I can't seem to stop myself....
It's a.. COMPULSION. I HAVE to do it. I don't feel like a whole person unless I'm doing it. Making the swirls... ..the..mmmm...the circles... ..the smooth strokes... Yes, folks. I'm a doodler. No..no.. Not a ...
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Doodler Dandy
midgetmanofsteel.com - 23 days ago
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Today I present to you, fine reader... Further
evidence that our country is headed right down the...
shitter. Or, in this case: "Chitter." In part one of the 'Our Country is Fucked' series , we learned that the kids in my wife's inner-city Kindergarten class think that letters are actually ...
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Se coge nuestro país, la parte dos (Our Country is ...
midgetmanofsteel.com - 25 days ago
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Before I start today: New Bling I got
a new award from The Screaming Me-Me's Caption Contest...
last week . I also got the 'Best Blog Award' from BuzzardBilly . You can see those, and my other trophies that did not come with any freaking money attached on my Awards page. I'm ruling Urban ...
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Motivational Filler - Humor
