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midgetmanofsteel.com - 19 hours ago

Social Ostracism 101, Soccer Style - Part Two

— midgetmanofsteel.com — Today I bring you part two of the Mental Poo "How-To" series: Social Ostracism 101, Soccer Style... You can find part one here. If you've read part one, you should now know the ins and outs of making fun of your own child in public. This is a great start towards making sure you have ... (more) Social Ostracism 101, Soccer Style - Part Two

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moooooog35 posted 19 hours agoposted this

midgetmanofsteel.com - 2 days ago

Social Ostracism 101, Soccer Style - Part One

— midgetmanofsteel.com — Today, I present to you a three-part Mental Poo 'HOW TO' series: Social Ostracism 101, Soccer Style... Alternate title to this post: Why the wife and I belong to no social circles. Let me explain. This past Sunday marked the OH MY GOD THANK FREAKING CHRIST end of the fall soccer season. ... (more) Social Ostracism 101, Soccer Style - Part One

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midgetmanofsteel.com - 3 days ago

Q&A not T&A although T&A would have TOTALLY been better

— midgetmanofsteel.com — The questions came harder and faster than Tommy Lee waking from a coma in the middle of... the Playboy Mansion. Wow. That visual even disturbed ME . I asked my readers to fire away with things they wanted to know about me. Both JenJen and Malicious Intent asked why any of you would care, and if ... (more) Q&A not T&A although T&A would have TOTALLY been better

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midgetmanofsteel.com - 7 days ago

Enquiring Minds Want to Know, but Probably Not

— midgetmanofsteel.com — I'm taking a Thanksgiving break. So, to keep you entertained and busy while I'm gone... I'm giving... you some homework to do . About ME. Of course. But first...a little cross-promotion here. 1) The Midget Man Gets Fashionable On Thursday, December 3rd, I'll be at Jillian's in Manchester, ... (more) Enquiring Minds Want to Know, but Probably Not

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midgetmanofsteel.com - 7 days ago

The Grand Whiffer

— midgetmanofsteel.com — ..and that's how grandma got a sunburn. Let me explain... You see... I’m a pretty gassy guy.... I’m not sure why... ...as it’s not like all I eat is beans and squirt cheese. (Great...now I want beans and squirt cheese) But really... ...most days I'm surprised that I just don't up and ... (more) The Grand Whiffer

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midgetmanofsteel.com - 9 days ago

Twix or Tweets - Volume One

— midgetmanofsteel.com — You knew it was coming. (hands woman a towel) Wow. Got disgusting there right off the bat.... GAME ON, BABY! I'm actually talking about this post. The latest rage for bloggers is to self-promote themselves by reposting some of their Twitter Tweets as blog posts. I am now stooping to this ... (more) Twix or Tweets - Volume One

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moooooog35 posted 9 days agoposted this

midgetmanofsteel.com - 11 days ago

Motivational Filler - Cuteness and Beastiality

— midgetmanofsteel.com — This was posted back in August...when everyone was on vacation and no one was reading. So I'm... reposting. Yeah..you may have seen it before in different posts of mine. Tough shit. My blog, my rules. In fact, I've even ADDED a new one to the original post...so you get yourself a TWOFER! Have a ... (more) Motivational Filler - Cuteness and Beastiality

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midgetmanofsteel.com - 14 days ago

I Kicked Jesus' ASS - Part One

— midgetmanofsteel.com — Alternate title for this post: Suck it, Jesus! But that might be pushing my luck. Let me... explain. My son and I both entered a karate tournament over the weekend. ***** Sidebar ***** I'm 41 years old and just competed in a karate tournament. Really fucking cool...or very, very sad? ... (more) I Kicked Jesus' ASS - Part One

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moooooog35 posted 14 days agoposted this

midgetmanofsteel.com - 15 days ago

I Kicked Jesus' ASS - Part Two

— midgetmanofsteel.com — HIYA! Scared? This is 'Part Two' of my karate tournament recap. For Part One, click here. When... we last left our here (me), we were in this situation: I had just finished my first bout of sparring by defeating a 7'4", 350 lb. gargantuan with all-gold teeth, nicknamed 'The Spine Shredder.' ... (more) I Kicked Jesus' ASS - Part Two

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moooooog35 posted 15 days agoposted this

midgetmanofsteel.com - 16 days ago

Sex with Pastry and Blind Education - Moogism Volume 1

— midgetmanofsteel.com — Today I unveil a new segment based on LiLu's popular and always funny: 'Shiz my Boyfriend Says'... theme. Since I don't have a boyfriend... (As such, my sphincter is nearly flawless! Yay for heterosexual me!) ...I'm doing this about my own quotes. I love myself. You can, too, for $85 an ... (more) Sex with Pastry and Blind Education - Moogism Volume 1

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moooooog35 posted 16 days agoposted this

midgetmanofsteel.com - 18 days ago

Motivational Filler - Barbarism

— midgetmanofsteel.com — ******************* Motivate THIS . (points at crotch) Nothing to see here today... ...except a custom "motivational poster"... made by yours truly over at Big Huge Labs. Seriously... ...I have no idea how I made it almost 40 years without finding this thing. Here's today's poster for you (click ... (more) Motivational Filler - Barbarism

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moooooog35 posted 18 days agoposted this

midgetmanofsteel.com - 20 days ago

Fatty McFatShit and Physics 101

— midgetmanofsteel.com — Trust me...this stupid title will explain itself in a minute. You people are so fucking impatient. But...sit... down..this is a long one today. (that's what she said) Here goes: When I was a kid, I was fat. If the news ever would have run a story on obesity in children back ... (more) Fatty McFatShit and Physics 101

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moooooog35 posted 20 days agoposted this

midgetmanofsteel.com - 21 days ago

Doodler Dandy

— midgetmanofsteel.com — I have a confession to make to you all. I can't.. I can't seem to stop myself.... It's a.. COMPULSION. I HAVE to do it. I don't feel like a whole person unless I'm doing it. Making the swirls... ..the..mmmm...the circles... ..the smooth strokes... Yes, folks. I'm a doodler. No..no.. Not a ... (more) Doodler Dandy

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moooooog35 posted 21 days agoposted this

midgetmanofsteel.com - 23 days ago

Se coge nuestro país, la parte dos (Our Country is Fucked, Part Two)

— midgetmanofsteel.com — Today I present to you, fine reader... Further evidence that our country is headed right down the... shitter. Or, in this case: "Chitter." In part one of the 'Our Country is Fucked' series , we learned that the kids in my wife's inner-city Kindergarten class think that letters are actually ... (more) Se coge nuestro país, la parte dos (Our Country is ...

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moooooog35 posted 23 days agoposted this

midgetmanofsteel.com - 25 days ago

Motivational Filler - Humor

— midgetmanofsteel.com — Before I start today: New Bling I got a new award from The Screaming Me-Me's Caption Contest... last week . I also got the 'Best Blog Award' from BuzzardBilly . You can see those, and my other trophies that did not come with any freaking money attached on my Awards page. I'm ruling Urban ... (more) Motivational Filler - Humor

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moooooog35 posted 25 days agoposted this

midgetmanofsteel.com - 27 days ago

The Great Celery Incident of 1988

— midgetmanofsteel.com — WARNING: Gross blog post ahead. (grosser than, you know, usual) You've been warned. ************************* Well...looks like it's... a TMI day here on "Mental Poo." Saying there's "Too Much Information" here on Mental Poo is like saying there's too much cat in my Sweet and Sour Chicken ... (more) The Great Celery Incident of 1988

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moooooog35 posted 27 days agoposted this

midgetmanofsteel.com - 28 days ago

She's Once, Twice, Three Times a Lady....Bug.

— midgetmanofsteel.com — Meetings bug me. In this case, though... I mean it LITERALLY. Today I was in a meeting... filled with 20 people. I fucking HATE meetings. Regardless, I sat in the corner of the room near the window, next to my friend Kristin. As I was sitting down, I noticed her. No, not Kristin. I notice ... (more) She's Once, Twice, Three Times a Lady....Bug.

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moooooog35 posted 28 days agoposted this