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TMsILF? No. NOT WORTH IT.
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Thanks to Carrie, who doesn't fantasize about relationships with vampires OR cut herself.
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Apparently a Roomba operating in Israel recently sucked up a poisonous Vipera palaestinae , preventing it from killing a family's two children and pets. Too bad that poor snake WASN'T GONNA DO ANYTHING.
One evening last week Efi turned the robot on and left the house. When she returned ...
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From Teefury comes 'Hothmas' a seasonal t-shirt feauring an AT-AT Rudolph getting wrapped up by a T-47 airspeeder. Teefury , like shirt.woot, features a different shirt every day. Except, unlike shirt.woot, Teefury's designs are gone forever after 24 hours with no chance of revival on the ...
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This is a LEGO snowman. As in, a snowman that looks like a giant LEGO minifig . And, even if his head is a little lopsided, I've still got to hand it to the builders: every snowman I've ever built turned into a giant penis. Then the cops would come joke around with it before kicking it over ...
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Well folks, there's a new drunkest beer in town. And that beer is Tactical Nuclear Penguin by BrewDog Brewery in Scottland -- at 32% alcohol by volume content . I WANT IT INSIDE ME! Too bad it's gonna cost $49.50 a bottle . I'm sticking to isopropyl!
A warning on the label states: "This is ...
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Ever wanted to see a bunch of robots synchronized to dance to Christmas music? Yeah, me neither. NEVER. Not even at my lowest. But I had to watch it and now you do too. You can barely hear the music over their little mechanical joints creaking, but it's still chock full of holiday ...
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I don't really understand the Team Edward/ Team Jacob rivalry but from what I've gathered it has something to do with if you'd rather have sex with a vampire or werewolf. Me? I've always been a gargoyle kind of guy. These laptop decals are available from Etsy seller vinylfruit in a plethora ...
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Apparently the Burj Dubai (the world's tallest building ) can't stop getting hit by lightning . Well what do you expect being a half a mile tall ? That's like a 7-foot woman walking around and people not yelling, "that's a huge bitch!" Also, this may or may not be Allah's way of saying, ...
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This is a little gallery of nativity scenes with characters and situations I don't remember reading in the bible. But maybe that's because I read the King James version and IT WAS EDITED. You know that song , 'We Three Kings'? It was originally written, 'We Three Kings and Our Dinosaurs. All ...
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Pokemon
Ever wonder why it takes Link so damn long to save Princess Zelda and free Hyrule from the evil clutches of Ganondong? This is videographic evidence why. Geez, EYES ON THE PRIZE, LINK, EYES ON THE PRIZE . I'm talking about Zelda's panties. (I'll buy a pair off you)
The Legend of Link's ...
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The SWITCH Screwdriver has a handle that can transform (and rotate out!) from a standard handle to one that's perpendicular to the shaft for EXTRA TORQUE and EXTREME SCREWING! SUNDAY! SUNDAY SUNDAY! But truthful, I only posted this because one of the inventors' names is Wang Dongdong. Best ...
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Who knew Space Invaders liked playing dress up so much? I did. But only because a couple years ago I caught one waltzing around the apartment in my girlfriend's evening dress and a push-up bra. Kidding, that was me. God I've never felt so pretty.
The Many Faces Of A Space Invader [albotas]
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Ever wanted to see some tramp destroy her boyfriend's XBox 360 ? Then you're in luck. And after if you want to see a video of the halfwit boyfriend golfing her laptop to pieces as revenge, there's one of those after the jump. Although, truthfully, I'm pretty sure the items were defective ...
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Wonder what you're doing tonight ? This is what you're doing tonight. Now you don't have to think, just trace your path with a bloated, cranberry stained finger . Don't worry, I'm looking out for you. With binoculars . In the bushes by your window. Also, I'm using a sonic-ear. You just said ...
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I don't care if it looks like a turd with a tail, I would still eat it BECAUSE I'M NOT WASTEFUL. The Geekologie Writer's plate is always a happy plate . With dinosaurs on it . And, sometimes, second helpings .
Turkey Cake Fail [failblog]
Thanks to Aisha, who had thirds one time. Thirds, ...
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David Cross
That's right folks, even bread and trying to destroy itself from the future can't keep the Large Hadron Collider from colliding. The beast recently made it's first low-power collision and, amazingly, you're still here to read this. And me to write it. So I guess we should both be thankful ...
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE! Now let's go around the table and tell everyone what we're thankful for. Here, I'll get us started: the internet . Okay, and the sun. Love that thing, so bright.
Hit the jump to see a video of the kitten-in-a-basket photoshoot.
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This is part of a cheat-sheet (worthwhile full version HERE ) you're supposed to hang up in your time machine so you can steal everyone's credit for discoveries and inventions of the past. Smaaaart . I definitely just printed one out and taped it to the dash of my time traveling box ...
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Rob Riggle
This is a little gallery of Star Wars characters' Facebook status updates and replies . They're worth a few laughs. Not as many as if we had a tank of nitrous , but some. Just close your eyes and imagine your best friend getting rammed in the nuts by a kid on a Razor scooter. Oh yeah, that's ...
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I highly recommend watching this video starting around 1:00 and watching to the end because somebody got super-clever with this Back to the Future mod for Crysis . I don't want to ruin it for you, but it's freaking awesome. Like the first time you ever rode down carpeted stairs on a ...
