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EIT WANTS THAT GUMMY!
A few weeks ago, we found out our video, Stranger Danger , was nominated for a Gummy Award by the good people at Stereogum and Videogum . While we didn't start EIT to win awards (we did it for the money), we are going to do everything we can to win. So here's a classy, prestige trailer that ...
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CG PRESENTS FURRY TUESDAYS!
It seems that my backlog of furry videos has gotten too great. So, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the first and possibly the last installment of Furry Tuesdays! We'll call it practice for Furry Week. Enjoy, perverts! *These videos come just as they were found in nature, ...
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TEEN VID: THE MAGAZINE YOU WATCH!
Teens hate to read, but they love celebrities. Thankfully there's Teen Vid so teens can stay up to date on what celebrities are shopping without having to deal with stupid old people words and still pictures.
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A HOLIDAY MESSAGE FROM EIT!
For this year's turkey genocide, let us stop and think about the life Harry The Turkey could have lived...
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UCB TICKETS AVAILABLE NOW!
Get your tickets here!
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THIS HOLIDAY SEASON!
Did you think we would let the holiday season go by without doing a holiday special? Well, Los Angeles- grab your nutcracker bongs and get ready for our highest concept show to date! THE EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE HOLIDAY SPECIAL!!! Oh yeah, and the show will be hosted by us, and a couple of dudes ...
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EIT ON VACATION
Hey Terribleteers, We're taking this holiday week off to focus on our new teen drama for the CW. It's about a group of Mormon internet monsters that solve sexy crimes and have weekly cat fights. Thanks to Ashley for the publicity still: There will still be some sporadic posts up this week and ...
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HUMMING FOR GOD
There's so much goofy shit in this video that I suspect it might have been made ironically. Whatever, let's all discuss it over an order of Jack Daniels ribs at TGIFridays. Are those things even still around?
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3 MINUTE PLAY MURDER FOR ME
Story of my life.
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THE LIFE YOU SAVE MAY BE YOUR CAT'S
We love our cats here at Everything Is Terrible! and want only the best for our bewhiskered friends. While we hope you never have to use any of the information found on this video we are providing it public service to all of the kitties of the world and the beautiful people who love them.  ...
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THE CHRISTIAN ROBOT!
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3 MINUTE DEATH DRUG
Stay off the wack, suckers. And here's a bonus music video from Phillip Michael Thomas' burgeoning mid-80's music career: Finally, a big thanks to all the people that came out to see us in St. Louis and Columbia! We had truly fantastic crowds both nights. We had a blast bringing the ...
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DECK OUT YOUR BUNKER FOR Y2K
THE LITTLE APOCALYPSE THAT WASN'T - watch more funny videos
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ST. LOUIS! TONIGHT!
Be there unless you're somewhere else! BOO-YA!
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LOS ANGELES TURNS 8-BIT TONIGHT!!!
Come see yesterday's tomorrows -- today! Tonight, we'll sift through the last 40 years of big scary machines and all the mysterious things they did. Machines that were, at the time, cutting edge but are now antiquated and often down right quaint. We'll be screening short films by pioneers ...
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EIT IN MISSOURA!
Missourians! We will be inside your fantastic state this weekend! Please don't be shy with the pizza, grass, and helmet washings!!! Buy tickets for the St. Louis show at Antartica (5226 Gravois St) or at Apop Records. Columbia, buy tickets at Ragtag Cinema (10 Hitt St).
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INTERNATIONAL SMACKDOWN
Ghoul Skool, I'll take your Super Xuxa and raise you one Rajini Kanth, known simply to his legions of fans as SUPERSTAR. Despite his ill-defined chin and lack of dancing ability, this dude is the highest paid actor in India . A fan even set himself on fire out of love for SUPERSTAR! We love ...
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TWO'FOR TUESDAY!
Look, I love a heavily edited vid as much as they next guy, but this weekend I found something weird and pretty great. I always knew Brazilian sensation XUXA was a remarkable maniac, but I never knew her as a 'holyfuckingshit' rock opera movie star! 'Super Xuxa' was the most watched movie in ...
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NEWS! NEWS! NEWS!
The boys over at the blog Gordon Gartrelle interviewed us for some unknown reason, go check it out, learn nothing. Los Angeles, be sure to check out Cinefamily @ The Silent Movie Theatre Thursday 11/19 @ 8pm for their 8-Bit Alchemy show! Theres going to be some awesome short films by video ...
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HIT BEBE, KIDS!
Finally a video that teaches kids about the abusive relationship between baseball and bat.
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