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This EDSBS Live Announcement includes a few random notes of great import we can’t really squeeze in anywhere else. Also, we’re making a theme cassoulet in honor of the Ducks playing the Beavers, and have to pick up some confit duck legs in a few minutes. In case you’re ...
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Jason Brueck and company put this together, and we only hope it represents everything that really will happen in the SEC Championship game. No, not metaphorically, though something equivalent to a screaming Nick Saban being blasted out at a window by an RPG aimed at his chest would ...
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You can leave. It’s possible at any instant. Leaving is about the timing: the act itself is neutral, and harmless. It is the timing. Leave a baby at college and you will be charged with negligence. Leave him or her there 18 years later, and you are doing your job. Step out of a plane ...
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It’s really much funnier if you put this on in the background while it’s playing.
Freek is a genius, Carlos Dunlap is a dumbass of epic proportions, and we can’t remember if this is the same shirt we wore yesterday, and are strangely untroubled by this. So, no: nothing in ...
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everydayshouldbesaturday.com - 23 hours ago
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everydayshouldbesaturday.com —
No, officer. I am home. Unless Carlos Dunlap
lives in the middle of the street in his...
car–and even in Florida this doesn’t qualify as a domicile–he’s been arrested for DUI. Dunlap should be in a hearing by satellite with an Alachua County judge right ...
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CURIOUS INDEX, 12/1/2009
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What are these conflicted feelings? What if you woke up one day, the sun rose, and you were certain the devil was gone? And that, for an instant, you felt sorry for him as he handed in his pitchfork, his flesh-ripping tongs, his company badge, and his hoof guards and walked every so ...
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Since an announcement is due tomorrow concerning his future, we consulted a few randoms for their opinions on the Bowden situation.
“I think he gets to retire whenever he’s ready. He’s earned it. He built that program. I don’t think anyone wants to see him go. ...
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The Alphabetical is up at SBNation, including the verdict on whether you’ll miss this year’s crop of supremely unmissable and unlovable coaches: NEIN.
Also, in rapidly developing news shocking no one, Charlie Weis is out at at Notre Dame, beginning the hiring piracy season ...
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While we wait for the Alphabetical to digest, let us focus on one key sad moment from Saturday: the final game of Todd Reesing’s career, the charismatic leader from the heartland who could discuss the critical evaluation of Russia’s deep problems with crumbling infrastructure ...
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Todd Barry
That car wasn’t driving itself, ATLiens who saw the Ramblin’ Wreck tooling around North Avenue without a driver. You just didn’t believe enough to see the spirit of UGA VII taking it for a spin. And into a tree. Because dogs can’t drive or understand traffic laws, and ...
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Joe Adams cannot be killed. He first noticed when he burned himself on the stove, then was hit by a car without any ill effects. Then he began to suspect he had supernatural powers. He began to place himself in the line of danger without concern for his well-being: stepping ...
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What do you have to look forward to for the next week leading up to the SEC Championship Game? Sure, your easy answer is “only more nauseating panegyrical bloviation about Tim Tebow and his unassailable character and nebulously defined good acts.” Accepted, but you neglect to ...
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ORSON (ATL)
Clemson @ Sakerlina
Ole Miss @ Missy State
Florida State @ Florida
Arkansas @ LSU
Notre Dame @ Stanford
Georgia @ Georgia Tech
UCLA @ USC
HOLLY (Columbus)
Clemson @ Sakerlina
Wake Forest @ Duke
Miami @ USF
Tennessee @ Kentucky
Notre Dame @ Stanford
Georgia @ ...
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Dollar Bill Doug put down the turkey leg and vodka long enough to file this week’s edition of his picks. Enjoy, provided you’re not too busy kidney-punching an old woman in a Target for a slightly discounted Rock Band: Roxette Special Edition. .
It’s a relevant image, ...
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Doug Stanhope
Mad
They gather under the already ominously warm glow of a Florida dawn. GOODMAN TEBOW appoaches with GOODMAN URBAN in full Pilgrim gear. CHIEF BOW-DEN and his assistant JIM-BO await them.
GOODMAN URBAN: I bring you greetings and the gift of blankets, Chief Bow-den.
JIM-BO: I’ll take ...
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We’re taking to the road today for Thanksgiving, and wish you safe travels and easy access to someone with a stomach pump and quick scalpel should you begin to bloat after the gorging on Thursday. Posting will be sporadic over the next few days, but there will be some requisite picks, ...
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PETA really is onto something here : a robotic mascot prevents so many of the issues confronting universities who use live mascots while providing opportunities live mascots can never offer.
For instance:
Beer tap. Handy in all seasons, and retractable for encounters with the churchy ...
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15-20 Michigan State players “stormed” a dorm at the campus of Michigan State University in an incident Sunday night, according to wire reports . The players hit women and men alike in the assault, so let it be shown that while there might be some tenuous link between domestic ...
