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Here's the long awaited first pulished photo of my surgery. Just looking at it makes me want to have the Lovely Nurse Treena inject me with some Dilodin. I've been sick and in pain this week, so I haven't been able to post. Prepare to be filled in. I had minor surgery on Monday. Idiot ...

I expect to be discharged in a few weeks. Mrs. Crotchety isn't too thrilled with my embracing of the diapered life, and she mentioned something about potty training. Or was it paper training? Ether way, warm soapy water clean ups are a thing of the past. And I don't expect to say "Don't be shy, ...

Regular readers know about ny crazy night nurse. She woke me up one time at 2 a.m. for my 4 a.m. pickup for dialysis. Another time she woke me up at 2 to make sure I wanted to get up at 3;30. Well Friday she struck again. My wake up time is 3:30 a.m. (Jealous? Don't be a hater) Anywho, she comes ...

As most of you know, September was a Dilodin filled month. I spent most of it sleeping and hallucinatting. Or so I thought. According to Mrs. Crotchety, and my doctor, both fairly credible sources, I had taken some nurse and refused to let her go. I asked Mrs which nurse it was and she said she ...

So much to say, I hope to have more days when I feel well enough to sit up and blog. I hope to visit everyone's blogs soon. I've gone to a few over the last couple ofdays. Because of my drain bamage I have trouble reading longer posts because I forget what I just read. I have trouble counting, ...