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hellonewworld: Can you lend me a jar of love?
> hellonewworld : Can you lend me a jar of love?
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Top 20 Urkel Moments (via Cinemassacre)
> > Top 20 Urkel Moments (via Cinemassacre )
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eyeonspringfield: They called me Kid Gorgeous. Later on, it was...
> eyeonspringfield : They called me Kid Gorgeous. Later on, it was Kid Presentable. Then Kid Gruesome. And finally, Kid Moe.
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The Colts: best team this season or best team ever?
(via banalitycheck) Child, please.
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Michael Jordan: The College Years (via SI)
> Michael Jordan: The College Years (via SI )
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savingpaper: Jimi Hendrix (b. November 27, 1942)
> savingpaper : Jimi Hendrix (b. November 27, 1942)
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Jay Mariotti: Lurking Karaoke Superstar (via Deadspin)
> Jay Mariotti: Lurking Karaoke Superstar (via Deadspin )
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thedailywhat: Cyanide and Happiness.
> thedailywhat : Cyanide and Happiness .
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blackandwtf: via.
> blackandwtf : via .
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thedailywhat: CollegeHumor Original of the Day: FabFour09 — a...
> > thedailywhat : CollegeHumor Original of the Day: FabFour09 — a Bloomington, Indiana-based Beatles Rock Band cover band — meets a fate not unlike the one that befell their idols. [ via .] Why have I not started a Beatles Rock Band cover band? Now Recruiting.
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Happy Belated Birthday, Bruce Hornsby. Listen to that Mandolin...
> > Happy Belated Birthday, Bruce Hornsby. Listen to that Mandolin Rain…
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(via eyeonspringfield)
> (via eyeonspringfield )
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tumblndice: thedailywhat: Stop What You’re Doing And Watch The...
> > tumblndice : thedailywhat : Stop What You’re Doing And Watch The Hell Out Of This of the Day: The entire cast of The Muppet Show perform the “Bohemian Rhapsody” cover to end all “Bohemian Rhapsody” covers. I think I know why I haven’t heard from Mattucci all day… You ...
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thedailywhat: [photo via.]
> thedailywhat : [photo via .]
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Bob Dylan - “Must Be Santa” - This simply...
> > Bob Dylan - “Must Be Santa” - This simply couldn’t wait until Christmas. It’s just too bizarre.
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blackandwtf: via turn of the century.
> blackandwtf : via turn of the century .
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thedailywhat: Cyanide and Happiness.
> thedailywhat : Cyanide and Happiness .
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Stevie Wonder on Twitter .... Jesus Christ, people.
Stevie Wonder on Twitter .... Jesus Christ, people.: (via banalitycheck)
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A thing of beauty.
> A thing of beauty.
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'The Office' Ends As Documentary Crew Gets All The Footage It Needs
'The Office' Ends As Documentary Crew Gets All The Footage It Needs: savingpaper: (via...
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