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The 10 Greatest Moments In Alec Baldwin History
Alec Baldwin rocked Hollywood and the nation of fast-talking hairy dudes today when he announced that he will soon retire from acting. Alec has been called the "Mayor of Awesometown" and he's one of the few ...
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The best dog to reportedly attract women is the Golden Retriever while the worst is a Pit Bull. It also might interest you to know that pettings dogs is proven to lower the blood pressure of dog owners. Personally, I just feel bad for dogs who live in Ventura County, California because it's ...
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I think it's time I let you and the federal government know that I have just created the greatest condiment the world has ever seen. I call it "Super Sauce" and I created it by combining ranch dressing, thousand islands dressing, ketchup, babecue sauce, chipotle sauce, chile con ...
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There are certain levels of human ugliness that simply can't be overcome and the problem is that most ugly people make the problem worse with either too much makeup or giant hats. The key to being a successful ugly person is to own your ugliness and make fun of really attractive people for being ...
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If you feel like giving your stomach a spiritual awakening this week, I recommend starting with the 30,000 calorie sandwich. It's the perfect blend of fried mushrooms, bacon, onion rings , ground beef, corndogs, swiss cheese, provolone cheese, cheddar cheese, sliced ham, sliced turkey, ...
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Even though chickens are widely considered one of the dumbest animals alive, I still think we could all learn a thing or two from them. For example, back in 1945, a famous rooster named Mike had his head chopped off and miraculously survived an additional 18 months with no head. Which begs the ...
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Mike Birbiglia
Did you realize that we're only two years away from human beings never having to speak again? This is really exciting because most people haven't had anything interesting to say for at least five years. The last meaningful thing I ever heard anyone say was at a Red Lobster three years ago when a ...
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manofest.com - 35 hours ago
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Sure Thanksgiving and Christmas are great and all,
but the annual Victoria's Secret Fashion Show is quickly...
becoming one of the most celebrated holidays in America. It's a day we can all sit back with our families and roast chestnuts by an open fire ...
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The 100 Hottest Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Photos
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As the English language and slang have continued to evolve, it has sadly destroyed the legacy of millions of families beyond repair. Countless farmers, carpenters, blacksmiths and wig makers had no idea the last name they chose hundreds of years ago would eventually became another word for ...
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manofest.com - 5 days ago
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Well attractive ladies and gentlmen, this is my
final post as I embark on yet another Thanksgiving...
adventure. Remember that Thanksgiving is the one time of the year that it's acceptable to unbutton your pants in front of a large group of people and ...
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The Crazy Turkey Lady
Did you ever blah, blah, blah and then people blah, blah, blah? The next thing you know this girl goes blah, blah, blah, blah and then you blah, blah over blah. Which, of course, leads to blah, blah and major blah over soupy blah, blah. Sometimes I wish blah would lead to more blah but blah ...
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Believe me when I tell you that there's nothing hotter than watching a woman cook. The sexy aprons, the constant licking of spoons and then there's the whole watching them eat cookie dough off of your finger factor. If you can find a woman (it helps if she's extremely attracitve) who likes to ...
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The reason that people aren't as cool as they used to be is because nobody has the balls to give themselves a cool nickname anymore like Koko B. Ware or Jean Claude Van Damme. If you want to give yourself a cool nickname, simply refer to yourself as doctor and then create your first and last ...
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There's being insane and then there's being "Ultimate Warrior" insane. Being Ultimate Warrior insane involves always referring to yourself in the third person while you walk around telling everyone how the god's above have injected you with the ultimate unpleasantries of the universe. ...
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manofest.com - 7 days ago
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It's amazing what most people are willing to
do for money. Some people are willing to get...
married and do naughty naked things with ugly old people for money while other willing to do jobs that require actual hard work for money... it's sickening. I've ...
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The 20 Funniest Priceless Photos Of All Time
I don't think many people would argue the fact that turkey tastes way better than chicken and Thanksgiving dishes are some of the tastiest foods on the planet. So why is it that there's no national turkey and Thanksgiving side dishes fast food chain? It could be called Gobble Gobble and the ...
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manofest.com - 8 days ago
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Besides the whole pacifier and being able to
rub food on your face in public thing, I'd...
have to say that the best part about being a baby is the fact that people bathe you every night. Bathing yourself gets really boring when you're an adult which ...
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51 Kid Fails Are Better Than 50
They're commonly known as "bits" and they occur when a person has achived such an amazing level of fatness that they've grown breasts on their back. Back boobs are a condition that affects both men and women and they are primarily made of fried chicken skin, butter and mayonnaise. ...
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Enviromentalists have recently stated that Sarah Palin's hotness is the largest single contributor to melting polar ice caps. Palin also reportedly dated a grizzly bear for seven months in college but it broke up with her after she told him she didn't know what pooridge was. And in case you were ...
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Sarah Silverman
Mad
Is it really true that people have lost the ability to be creative and original? Is it because we're so over-exposed to lame crap on a daily basis that our minds have turned to mush and we just don't care if anyone likes us anymore because we have so many entertainment options to distract us ...
