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I’m all for office pranks. I hope one leads to death. That would be outstanding. I’d want to be on that jury.
“Innocent! Why? Ever work in an office your highness? There ain’t crap to do. Pulling a prank is the only option and at least a death makes the work day go ...
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As I’ve grown older, I’ve grown thirstier. Obviously for beer. Especially after work. I like when you get that nice buzz on and you think about your day and just start laughing at the absurdity of it all. I did this all the time in college. Not work, drinking. Especially during ...
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The rumors are true. Abby is in talks to star in Spider-Man 4. She will play the mother of the Green Goblin, also known as the Knob-Goblin. Born to play this role. Letters from true believers…
DEAR ABBY: My husband of 25 years died last year. How long do I need to maintain ties with ...
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Think these anonymous comments on Fried can’t get you in trouble?
Well, they can’t, but that’s because we don’t live in St. Louis .
A St. Louis schools employee made a juvenile, vulgar joke in the comments section of the St. Louis Post-Dispatch website, anonymously. ...
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Louis C.K.
Got a Yankee Swap in the office this holiday season? Get ready now. Get some nice sturdy rope and a door knob.
Ten odd gifts for the office Yankee Swap
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Now THIS is proof people are really desperate for money and work;
they are volunteering for jury duty.
“People are calling up, saying, ‘Look, I lost my job; now would be a good time for me to serve,’ ” said Vincent Homenick, chief clerk of the jury division for ...
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Computer viruses. They aren’t just trying to steal your credit card info anymore. Now, they want to turn you into a pedophile .
Pedophiles can exploit virus-infected PCs to remotely store and view their stash without fear they’ll get caught. Pranksters or someone trying to frame ...
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Again. I ask. WHY THE WORK COMPUTER? That basically assures you’ll get caught .
Cordes then transferred the video to a flash drive intending to edit it at work, police said. Problems arose after Cordes downloaded the images to her work computer, prompting her to ask a co-worker for ...
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Would you rather have super powers or have Christmas never end?
Would you rather drink 1 gallon of ketchup or 1 gallon of mustard
Would you rather have a third leg or a third arm?
Would you rather punch the Perez Hilton or Tom Bergeron?
Would you rather eat five rotten cheese slices ...
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I wouldn’t want to listen to soft rock. Writing about it must be one step closer to hell .
We are currently seeking writers for our program. You will be supplied with a preselected list of songs for each program (we test our music and this the program is either #1, 2 or 3 with women ...
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Bodily injury that may result in death . Who hasn’t tried that move to get out of work! Am I right!
A 29-year-old man who claimed he was attacked and stabbed by three people - skinheads or Hispanic males - confessed Monday night that he stabbed himself because he didn’t want to ...
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Waiter. Crap job. Sorry to crush the soul of those that chose to make it a permanent profession. It’s good part time work, fast way to make money in-between jobs or to put yourself through school but it should never be a lifetime occupation.
Now, throw in the idea of having this many ...
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Over the past two years, I hope I’ve
taught the readers of this fine blog many things;...
How to avoid work, where to hide booze around the office, how to waste as much time as possible on the job without getting fired. My apologies to those that actually GOT fired. As they say “Um, ...
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How to be an a**hole and get away with it
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I’ve lost so many things at work over the years. I lost a years worth on invoices when I spilled hot cocoa. I lost my lunch in a desk drawer thanks to a Cinco De Hangover. So, I feel for this woman .
A Wisconsin judge has ordered PepsiCo Inc to pay $1.26 billion to two men who said ...
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Abby is excited that Chelsea Handler will be in Playboy. This means they are almost completely out of options and should be calling her any time soon. Save us.
DEAR ABBY : I attended a business-related function with my boss and some co-workers. I had way too much to drink and ended up ...
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How many pieces of flair do you have to wear at the Home Depot? Doesn’t matter, as long as they don’t mention that Jesus fella.
A former cashier for The Home Depot who has been wearing a “One nation under God” button on his work apron for more than a year has been ...
